QUOTES

 

"Sometimes I fall down."

 

"If the theory of relativity is truly evident, then, relatively speaking, we are out of ketchup."

 

"Peace is the greatest thing of all. Well, free stuff is pretty cool too."

 

"This one time I saw Montel Williams at the airport."

 

"The greatest achievement is not that which we actually achieve, but rather that which we do not even not try to not attempt."

 

"Beauty is in the left kneecap of the beholder's cousin."

 

"What time is Friends on?"

 

"Stalingrad fell due to the lack of nationalism and/or those sleeveless black leather jacket vests with all the buttons and zippers."

 

"Photosynthesis the process in green plants and certain other organisms by which carbohydrates are synthesized from carbon dioxide and water using light as an energy source. Most forms of photosynthesis release oxygen as a byproduct."

 

"I'm still waiting on the Friends thing. What time?"

 

"I'm sure I don't know."

 

"Coldplay headlines the Coachella Music Festival. What other 'fests' are rocking search?"

 

"Glacial drift isn't nearly as cool as the north Atlantic penguin population (over-population) that has been seen from year to year."

 

""Glacial drift isn't nearly as cool as cell phones."

 

"Look. I don't really see why you can't just give me a straight answer. You don't "own" Friends. You are acting like Monica when she doesn't get her way. Oh my God if you don't tell me when Friends is on crazy stuff is going down!"

 

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